Funny Doctor Chart Bloopers

Actual Medical Record Entries Mistakes From Doctors Discharge status: alive but without permission. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983. The patient refused an autopsy. The patient has no past history of suicides. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. Between you and me, we ought … Read more

Funny Signs from Restaurants

    Here are some funny restaurant signs:     Our great food will never leave you! Please leave a pet outside. It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail. Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here! We serve people like you as good food! The shadiest cocktail bar in … Read more

A Funny Online Dating Ad from Craig’s List

It’s possible this ad was placed in the Craig List Romance Section as a joke. But I honestly don’t think so. I think it was placed by a very enthusiastic, straight-forward, fascinating woman ready to meet the man of her dreams. Noodles! Here are some funny Online Dating ads: From craiglist.org: Reply to: anon 6…[ … Read more