The Best of Jerry Seinfeld Stand Up Comedy

    Here are some of Jerry Seinfeld’s funny comedy stand ups:     I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can’t smell it. Can’t eat it. Can’t taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, “Well, here it is. You can’t have any. Thanks for … Read more

Funny Courtroom Mistakes

Here are some funny courtroom mistakes based on actual transcripts Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? By death. And by whose death was it terminated? Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. What is your name? Ernestine McDowell. And … Read more

Some Great Funny One-liners From The Best Stand Up Comics and Comedians

    Here are a few one-liners from comics and comedians     Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they … Read more