admin   These are some of the best sport quotes and bloopers mistatements:   “Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.” -Pedro Guerrero, on sportswriters “Sure. I’m proud to be an American.” -Cincinnati Reds rookie pitcher Steve Foster, asked by a Canadian customs agent if he had anything to declare. … Read more
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there’s never any gum under any of them. … Read more
Steven Wright is one of a kind. His unique mind has come up with some classic one-liners. Some of them have even become part of pop culture. His dead-pan delivery and ultra-mellow style, mixed with some real mind-bending one-liners- some of which are practically Zen coens- have helped make him one of the most original … Read more