Funny Pickup Line Song!!
Cute, Stupid, Dumb and Funny Pickup Lines: Best really funny pick up lines. Here is a collection of some of the best cheesy, funny, stupid, bad and sweet pickup lines.
Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines. Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! And please add your own Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines at the bottom. But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it…
Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And more funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
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Hey cucumber can I get your number
Hey zuqini take off your bikini
Hey are you wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world
Did you just fart?? …Cause you blew me away!
Do you work at subway??? because you just gave me a footlong!!!
are you from tennessee? because your the only ten i see!!!
You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want another one?
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
if one of your legs was christmas, and the other thanksgiving, …. [Sorry Ethan. The rest was removed by moderator…]
if you where my home work, I’d do you on the table.
do you like eggs ;)
Is your name Gillete? Because you’re the best a man can get!
I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!
did u get that body at mcdonalds? becos ‘im lovin it’.
is your name CAMBELL? cos ur ‘MMM MMM GOOD!’
do you know cpr? cuz you just took my breath away.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
cause i swear i see myself in your pants!
u turn my software to hardware
Excuse me, Do you have a band-aid?
Because i cut my knee when i fell for you.
(Fall in front of a girl) Wow, I’ve never fallen for a girl like you before
do you diliver peoples mail, because i dont want to surprise you with my package
well here i am. what are your other two wishes?
Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…
*rubs her back*
I thought angles had wings.
I don’t know how to say this but
I think you have stolen my heart
is your father an alien? cause you’re outta this world!
if this were a meat factory, you’d be prime rib.
i’ve heard milk is good for the body, but DAMN how much did you drink!?
Do you have any irish in you? Would you like some?
Do u kno y the sky is so gray today? no. because all the blue is in ur eyes.
i must be a snowflake b/c i’m falling for u.
is ur dad a baker, b/c u have some great buns!
im gonna come out and say this, let’s go #%&@*
so u work for ups cuz i could of sworn i seen u looking at my package
Hey i really wanna do it with you, get all hot and sweaty and listen to each other breathe hard……so…..wanna go running?
how do you like your egg’s in the morning? fertilized?
i love your outfit but think it would look alot better on my bedroom floor
if i told u that u had a hot body will you hold it against me
you smell. lets shower
have itwith me tonight ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh
god, heaven gone to sh*t since u left.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.
Should i call you in the morning or just nudge you.
can i have your picture, so i can show santa what i want for christmas?
do you do karate? cause your body is kickin!
WOW! These are GRREAT pick up lines….i know i would fall for them, good job guys!:)
Lets make like fabric softner and snuggle!
wow thats a tall class of water .. and im thirsty
Why don’t you come sit on my lap and talk about whatever pops up?
Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
you must be a mathematician because boy you do a great root
did you just come from a post-office because damn you have a big package
well theres the exit…will u go out with me?
is your dad a baker, because you got hot bunns
hey travis my dads a baker, you wanna tiuch my bunns.
Use at beer and liquor store or bar… You know, I don’t really drink; I only come in here so much to see you
My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
are you stalking me cuz that would be super
Are you a vacuum cleaner cause you really suck
Are you an alarm clock cause you opened my eyes.
are you corn cause you stalking me
are you Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy
do u like sleeping…
so do I, lets do it together sometime