Funny Pickup Line Song!!
Cute, Stupid, Dumb and Funny Pickup Lines: Best really funny pick up lines. Here is a collection of some of the best cheesy, funny, stupid, bad and sweet pickup lines.
Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines. Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! And please add your own Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines at the bottom. But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it…
Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And more funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
Page topic: Some of the best and worst pickup lines: Good, bad, cheesy and sweet pick up lines and chat up lines for picking up a girl or guy at a bar…
woo, i just finished working out and i need to take a shower….wanna come?
its very very good !!
i love it !!
grrrrr
My names _________ but you can call me tonight ;)
i may not be Fred Flinstone, but i can sure make your bedrock
If i could rearrange the alphabets, i’d put U an I together
My mom told me to tell you you look pretty today, but God told me not to lie!!!
is there an airport round here ? or is my heart just taking off l
lolool
was that an earthquake? or did you just rock my world? ;]
life is tough if you rnt going to give me a chance can i borrow your helmet
Excuse me, have u seen my white horse?
are you parent a**holes cause you the sh*t
u a light switch?
cause i wanna turn you on ;]
If u were a booger I would pick u first
u kno sweets, my lips wont kiss themselves!
I may not b fred flinstone but i can sure make ur bed rock!
Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
i have some skittles in my pants! wanna taste the rainbow?
Guy: were late! Girl: for what? Guy: our date!
Hey, is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Your parents must be ass cheeks, cus you’re the shit!
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water. :)
Boys are like roses, you gotta watch out for the pricks!
You may not be a car, but i sure would let you park in my garage.
i would so fall for these pick up lines
haha they are so funi…
do u have a keg in ur pants bc id really like to tap that ass
Hey baby, the word of the day is legs, so let’s go upstairs and spread the word…
Let’s make like carpenters, first we get hammered, then I nail you
if u were my pill, i’d be overdosing everytime.
read my palm and tell me what do u see?? – nothing- EXACTLY.. i told u love is blind.
im having problems breathing… u took my breath away.
Only a few comments written is good to be used to pickup a woman
Some will scare them away
Most of them are usable to use against someone you knew already.
Did you fart? because you just blew me away.
“Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes”
is your dad a terrorist?
Coz you da bomb babyy
are those space pants you’ve go on cause that ass is out of this world
Did u get a parking ticket cuzzzzz u got fine written ALL over you!!!! lol….
*whenever i see you my heart races. i hope i win 1st place.
*i thought about introducing you to my sister, but im not that generous.
*am i cute enough yet? or do you need more to drink?
have u got a mirror in ur pants coz i can see myself in them later
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together
(when 2 girls are there walk between them and say) i dont want to go between u or do i
dang ur hot i would like to wear u as a hockey mask
nice legs what time do they open
“do you like apples?”
“Yeah”
“OMG I like apples, we should hook up”
Is your name wilma flinstone becuase you can make my bedrock!
My cousin tells me this one all the time
He puts his arm around my shoulder, and then whispers in my ear, “Its okay baby, Im from Alabama.”
hey is your dad a terrorist? coz baby your the bomb!
im like milk baby , im good for your body
Do you sleep on your stomach? (girl says”no”) can i..
did you see the fire works last night they were all(show fire works with hands then make a big one and put arm over shoulder)
gone b bck later ur an idiot. its:
“did u see da fireworks last night? they were THIS big! (puts arms around person)” i was da person who invented dat.
;)
how long is your tounge, i just wanna make sure i wont choke on it.
I saw you from across the room and passed out and hit my head, so im going to need your name and number…for insurance purposes.
Your eyes are like wrenches, every time I look at them, my nuts tighten…..!
your eyes are as blue/green/brown as my toilet water at home
theese are all so great..love them. my fave is “can i read your t-shirt in brail?”