Funny Pickup Lines: Best pick-up lines ever

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Cute, Stupid, Dumb and Funny Pickup Lines: Best really funny pick up lines. Here is a collection of some of the best cheesy, funny, stupid, bad and sweet pickup lines.

Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines. Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! And please add your own Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines at the bottom. But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it…

Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)

 

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Can I even get a fake number?

You’ll do.

And more funny pick up lines:

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

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1,261 thoughts on “Funny Pickup Lines: Best pick-up lines ever”

  14. Oh crap, there’s something wrong with my phone….. oh wait I see the problem, your number isn’t in it.

  15. wanna go skinny dippin in my water bed?

    i wish you were my teeth so i could grind you in my sleep?

    i hope your not an envirmentalist, caue ive got some wood her for you.

    if the sun was creatrd youd be the hottest thing

    i wasnt sure if you were a sexy devil or angel but when i looked in to your eyes i was clearly in heaven

    your soo G double O D goood;)

  16. Must be done when shoping:
    Checkout Person:Would you like your Receipt?
    Shopper:Only if it has your number on it…

  22. Guy – How about you come back to my place for some sex and pizza. Girl upset – Guy – What? you dont like pizza :)

  36. Hi, Mr. Right is not available at the moment he is indisposed. I am his assistant he has sent me with strict instructions to make you happy?

  37. (When there are some girls on a street and you’re driving past them in a car)
    Hey, any of you girls wanna hop inside my shaggin’ wagon?

  38. OMG….!!!! Outstanding i don’t have words dudes great job done all the lines are so picky that i bet anyone would fell for it….!! luv u all . PEACE

  45. these are hecka funny and some are nasty but i dont think they will work(;

  47. m e w i t h o u t y o u i s l i k e a s h o e w i t h o u t l a c e s
    a n e r d w i t h o u t b r a c e s

    asentencewithoutspaces <3

  49. ”You can be Burgerking and i’ll be Mcdonalds so that your having it your way and ill be lovin it.”

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