Funny Pickup Line Song!!
Cute, Stupid, Dumb and Funny Pickup Lines: Best really funny pick up lines. Here is a collection of some of the best cheesy, funny, stupid, bad and sweet pickup lines.
Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines. Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! And please add your own Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines at the bottom. But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it…
Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And more funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
Page topic: Some of the best and worst pickup lines: Good, bad, cheesy and sweet pick up lines and chat up lines for picking up a girl or guy at a bar…
do you want to be my dirty little secret?
step away from the bar please, your melting all the ice.
What Pick-up line actually works on you?
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My love for you is like diareah, I can’t hold it in.
If I were to follow you home, would you keep me? Feed me? Pet me? Would you do me till you are sleepy?
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If you get taken by a large man its only cause i asked santa for you.
Ive Got some Skittles in my mouth, Wanna taste The Rainbow?
Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.
lemme check that tag… yup made in heaven
Hi, I’m Fun. I don’t think you’ve had me yet.
Have i seen u befor ………….
in the dictionary right next to kazammmmmmmmmmm
im an astronaut and my next mission is to go to uranis
do you have a map because im lost in your eyes
damb girl
i wish u were corn so i could grow a whole field of yalllll
some girl named jasmine
guy:wats ur name girl:im jasmine guy:ohhh im aladin
Well, I’m kind of a big deal
what would you do if i kiss you?
guy: i’m invincible can you see me? girl: yes. guy: how about tomorrow.
you know what would make this rose look pretty? if you wear it.
Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.
guy: is your dad a thief GIRL: no GUY: well then who put those diamonds in your eyes
Is your name Campbells because you’re mm mm good.
Are your parents terrorists because you’re the bomb.
Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
Nice shoes wanna f***?
Those earrings are nice., but they’d look better on my night stand in the morning!
u turn me on like a lightswitch
Damn girl is yur dad a baker cause you got beautiful bunns!
excuse me miss, the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word
YOur Dad must have been a TERRORIST….because you’re the BOMB
do u play the trumpet cuz your makin me whorny
Hello, My name is Doyle. And these wonderful pick-up lines have spiced up my sex life and love life by a great deal :D
Do you work at little ceasers?? because your hot and I’m ready.
hey,wanna have sex?
hey, lets be like nike, just do it.
i wish u where a screen door so i could slam u all day long.
lets do math add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
hey u guys have great ass pick up lines! hahahahahaha
check this out lol its a funny ass one!
”if u were a pokemon i’d choose you…
excuse me miss im sorry to bother you but i really had to come by cuz i really wanna know your name…
to the guys<— use this line and trust me it wont startle or scare them away haha
hey u look familiar, oh yea I read about you in a dictionary, u were the definition of fine.
If i followed the rainbow will i get u in the end?
if i gave you a sexy negligee would there be anything in it for me?
My names Mike, but you can call me tonight
Do You Work For UPS?
No Why?
Because I Noticed You’re Checkin’ Out My Package
Hey baby, if you were a booger i’d pick u first.
Wats Cookin Good Lookin???
Hey, wanna play Paul Revere and ride my pony?
Hey are you the reason for global warming because you are HOTT!
(Carry a screw around in your pocket)
(Pull it out in front of a fine girl and say)
“Hey, look at that… wanna screw?”
lets do math. add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and multiply!
I was looking back to see
if you were looking back at me
to see if I was looking back at you
looking back at me!
you must be a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you!
is ur name cingular? cuz ur raising my bar
my love for you is like diarea i just cant hold it in
I Lost My Teddy Bear, Will you sleep with me?
Did you have lucky charms this morning? Because you are looking magically delicious.
When your driving on the road, and you need to drop a load………… DIAREA! (clap clap) DIAREA! (clap clap)
Hey, Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!
Bang me if im wrong, but is your name Amanda??