Funny Pickup Lines: Best pick-up lines ever

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Cute, Stupid, Dumb and Funny Pickup Lines: Best really funny pick up lines. Here is a collection of some of the best cheesy, funny, stupid, bad and sweet pickup lines.

Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines. Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! And please add your own Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines at the bottom. But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it…

Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)

 

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Can I even get a fake number?

You’ll do.

And more funny pick up lines:

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

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1,261 thoughts on “Funny Pickup Lines: Best pick-up lines ever”

  2. Should i smile cause your my friend? or should I cry cause I know thats all you’ll ever be?

    If your a bad girl go to your room…. if your a naughty girl… go to mine ;)

    A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REAL KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED

    A peach is a peach.. a plum is a plum… a kiss isn’t a kiss without some tongue!!! haha

  3. Guy: Hey im mr.right i heard you were looking for me.

    Were you born goreous or did it progress over time?

    Guy: DANG GIRL CALM DOWN!

  5. U can be my breakfest, lunch, and dinner.

    We could make beautiful bongo music together.

    U could be the Beauty, and i could be the Beast,
    (in bed)

    I can be your Prince Charminq and u can be my Cinderilla.

  9. i got one for you guys its the best one ive found yet.

    hay baby, lets go behind that rock and get a litle boulder…

  10. Some things don’t work

    Boy: If i could change the alphabet i would put u and i together.

    Girl: i don’t know i like how it is N before O

  12. Guy:Ow
    Girl:Whats wrong
    Guy:When I walked by you i think you broke my heart so im gonna need your number for law purposes

  18. this one i made up but it came to me outa no wher

    I sent angel to go watch over you for the night but it came back 5 minutes later and said angels don’t watch over other angels. hope it works guys =D

  19. all of these have worked for me.

    i’m gay. wanna convert me?
    if i had a nickel for everytime i saw someone as beautiful as you, i’d have 5 cents.
    do you have a bandaid? cause i scraped me knee falling for you.
    if i were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

  26. 1. Sure it’s a needle but it moves like a sewing machine.

    2. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

  47. Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

    Girl, you look so good I wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

    You put the ‘mmmm’ in D@MN!

    Do I pay now or later?

  49. I want to be a derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.

    …Not exactly for the average joe; you should probably only use this if both of you have at least taken and remembered calculus.

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