Funny Pickup Line Song!!
Cute, Stupid, Dumb and Funny Pickup Lines: Best really funny pick up lines. Here is a collection of some of the best cheesy, funny, stupid, bad and sweet pickup lines.
Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines. Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! And please add your own Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines at the bottom. But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it…
Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And more funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
Page topic: Some of the best and worst pickup lines: Good, bad, cheesy and sweet pick up lines and chat up lines for picking up a girl or guy at a bar…
Girl do you beleve in love at first sight? or should I pass by again
My feelings for uou are like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
My daughter bet me I didn’t have the nerve to talk to you.
I’m taking a survey. Is there any pick up line that would work for me?
As going out the exit, “Hey I just saw you and look, we’re already going out”
I was looking for a fried around here. He/she couldn’t found but I’m glad I found you. Would you like to be one?
You remind me of summertime.
Aren’t you forgetting something? Me?
I’ve never tried tamales before. Mind if I try one?
God is being nice to you tonight. So, here I am.
You got what you wished for.
You look better than HD.
It must be a sin to look that good.
I’m assuming your name is Gorgeous.
nice shoes, wanna get in bed?
can i get ur number? because im tired of driving by ur house every day.
yo baby your beautiful i can make you fell gorgeous.
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A RIVER A WINTER BREEZE THAT MAKES MY SOUL SHIVER, NO LETS GO TO MY HOUSE AND GET BUSY
i will give u a nickle to tickle my pickle
girl you must of farted because you blew me away
hay ur hott
i lost my number…can i have yours?? ;]
Hey i pooped my pants Can i barrow yours
is your dress felt? would you like it to be?
I KNOW I DONT HAVE A CHANCE BUT I JUST WANTED TO HEAR AN ANGEL TALK.
IM A LOVE PIRATE AND IM HERE FOR YOU BOOTY
LET US LET ONLY LATEX STAND BETWEEN OUR LOVE
Guy: Excuse me miss, but you owe me a drink. Girl: oh yeah, why is that? GUY: because when i saw you, I dropped mine.
Do you have an X on you..cuz im a pirate and i think i have found my treasure
Will you have my children? In Fact, you can have them right now. There in the car.
ARE YOU A SPEEDIN TICKET CAUSE YOU GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU!
ARE YOU WEARING SPACE PANTS CAUSE YOUR ASS IS OUTA THIS WORLD :)
if sexy were a crime you’d be on the death row
Use my body to pleasure yourself!
Do you like pokémon? Because I’d like to take a pikachu.
ZING. Ha ha ha ha haaaaa.
very funny lines but some of it were mispelled
i have tried nearly 50 of these(i stopped cuz one really works)
did you fall from heaven?
cause that would explain your face…hahaha!
if u were a booger i would totally pick you
How much does a polar bear weigh…. enough to break the ice…. wanna go to my place
hello my name is pogo wanna jump on my stick
wanna know what makes the world go around……..
You do
Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast??? cause your magically delicious
I feel like a cashier.(Why) because I’ve been checking you out all night.
Are you a light switch cause you turn me on?!
EXCUSE ME…. IS THAT A KEG IN YOUR PANTS??? CAUSE I WANNA TAP THAT AZZZZZZZ.
are those space pants cause d@mn girl ur @$$ is outta this world
gerald totally got that off of fresh prince of bel air. i saw that this morning
Excuse me sweetheart but i was wondering, do you have a boyfriend?,(girl) No?, Do you want one?
U GUYZ R SO SIC DOS ANY OF THIS SH*T ACTRULY WORK ??????????????????????????
Your mom is like home depot she charges 50 cents a screw!
can i go to the bakery?
cuz i need a cutie pie just like you
Do you know what they say about people have big feet???they have big sox!!!!!!!!!!
how bout this one
nice shirt, it would look better on my bedroom floor
I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access. ;)
let me see ur shirt, i knew it.. made in heaven
Wow all these years the bible has been wrong. It said god rested on the 7th day but he couldn’t have he was too busy creating you.
Nice legs, What time do they open??
i would love it if guys said this to me;)
wanna have sex and order a pizza?
you have something on your ass..what?.. my eyes
Excuse me miss im not trying to make a pass but you must be leaving the country if your backing that much ass.