Yo’ Momma Jokes

74 thoughts on “Yo’ Momma Jokes”

1. Yo momma is so ugly, my grandma threw her out on the street and she was charged for littering.

2. yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow rain coat people shout TAXI!

3. sticks and stones I brake my bones especialy when your mom gets on board

4. Yo mama teeth is so yellow, that when she closes her mouth her stomach glows

5. Yo mama so heavy when you got into a monster truck ya’ll were low riding

6. yo mama is so poor that when u set the house on fire she was like “clap your hands,stomp your feet,praise the lord that we have heat

7. yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

8. yo momma is so ugly that when she looks out in the window they say dammnn is it holloween already??

9. Yo momma is so ugly she looks like you

10. Yo momma is so round she cant touch the ground

11. Yo momma so fat her weight is her cell phone number.

12. yo momma is so stupid tht on her job application it marked SEX: and she wrote YES PLEASE!

13. Yo momma’s so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

14. yo momma is so fat “when she got sucked in a black hole she got stuck”.

15. yo maam is so fat when she farted she made glober warming raise

16. Yo momma so poor, she was walkin down the street with one shoe on and someone asks
    “you loose a shoe?”
    “nope, i found one”

17. Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can down the road and someone asks
    “whatcha doin?”
    she says “moving”

18. Yo momma so fat when she puts a yellow rain jacket every kid says school bus, school bus.

19. yo mamma is so fat that when she goes to the cinnima she sits next to evryone

20. yo mamma is so fat that she sits around the house all day and i meen AROUND the house

21. yo mamma is so fat that when she went swimming in the sea all of the whales jumped out and started singing “we are family”

22. Yo mama is so fat that when she went to go sign up for a sumo wrestler they said “sorry u don’t qualify”.

23. Yo Mommma so fat that when she go to a Strip Joint they pay her to keep her clothes on

24. Yo mommas so ugly that she wears a line of make-up called “Why Bother”

25. you mama so dumd she tried to put m n m`s in abc order

26. yo mama so ugly she fell out of the ugly tree and hit evry branch to the bottom!!!! ha ha

27. yo mama is so fat wen she fell on the ground i wasnt laughin but the ground was crackin up

28. yo mama is so ugly they moved her birthday to halloween

29. yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

30. yo mama is so dumb she got locked out of a motorcycle

31. Yo mama so fat, that when she saw a yellow school bus go by, she ran after it sayin “STOP THAT TWINKIE”.

32. Yo mamas so fat she eats cerial out of a saterlite dish..

    Yo mamas so stupid she locked herself in a burning house because the bergulars were around..

    Yo mamas so fat she was baptised at seaworld

33. Yo momma so stupid she climbed over the Chain-linked fence to see what was on the other side.

34. yo mama so stupid that she didn’t know how to spell “I”

35. these jokes r funny yo mammas breath stinks so bad i didnt know wether to give her a toothbrush or toilet paper!!!

36. Yo momma is so fat, that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk

37. yo momma is so old she farts dust

38. yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!!

    yo mommas so stupid her favorite color is clear!!

    yo mommas so stupid she sold the car for gas money!!

39. yo mama so fat god spirits couldnt lift her

40. ur mom is so fat the only letters in the alphabet she nows are KFC HAHA

41. YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WQHEN SHE SAT ON THE RAINBOW SHE MADE SKITTLES

42. Your mom is like limewire free but gives you viruses!

43. yo mama so fat that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she yelled:”STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”

44. yo mama is so poor, when the mail man rang her door bell, she shouted DING DONG!!!

45. Да уж… Тут как люди раньше говорили: А дело бывало — и коза волка съедала.:)

46. Yo mama so stupid she shouts “Yo mama” jokes at YOU!

47. your mama is so hairy the only langauge she speaks is wookie

48. yo momma is so nasty each time she eats a burger its like Jurrasic Park all over again!

49. ogd is so funny!!!!!!!

50. yo momma is so nasty each time she eats a burger its like Jurrassic Park all over again