Visitors have been submitting their own funny pickup lines on the main pickup line page  but we try to keep most of this site PG, and there are some we haven’t wanted to post on the funny pick up lines and chat up lines page. So we made this page, for more crude, rude, blunt, adult, mature, sexual and inapropriate pick up lines.  We still may not post all of your pick up line comments, but this will have some of the ones that were a bit much for the main pick up line page.
So warning- some of these pick up lines may be offensive, rude, crude, or bluntly sexual. If you are easily offended or too young for this, please stop now.
you want my number? You Just Have Too Come Back Too My Place So I Can Bend Over And Get My Fone!!..x..
i wish i was your math homework because then i’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk
Im not too good at algabra but U + I = 69
Hi. Do you have any fruit?
because my friend over there said you looked like you had a really nice juicy pair.
guy: i was thinking, we could go back to my house order some pizza and then have sex
girl: no
guy: what u dont like pizza?
is ur dad a lumberjack cuz u just gave me wood
UR HOT
hi.im an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.
if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances of getting head?
if you think Chewbacca is hairy wait till you see my wookie:]
the word of the day is legs, lets say we head back to your place and spread the word.
did you just fart because you just blew me away
my love for you is like diarrhea. it runs forever.
Hey baby, how about we do some maths? We’ll subtract our clothes, I’ll divide my legs and we can multiply ;)
Lets be honest, i want 2 F*** your brains out.
i have a dictionary in my pants.
let’s say we go back to my place and put some words in your mouth.
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
Im good at math, me + you = 69
Im like domino’s pizza, if I dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.
Lets kiss like Australians, its just like french kissing only you go down under.
hi.im an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.
if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances of getting head?
if you think Chewbacca is hairy wait till you see my wookie:]
the word of the day is legs, lets say we head back to your place and spread the word.
holy sh*t.
this is dirty stuff.
Are you a farmer? cuz u sure know how to raise a cock.
u sure look like a treasure 2 me. now prove it. show me ur chest.
ifi was gay i wouldnt be all over you
u must be a general cuz my privates are at attention
ok this isn’t a pickup line but take off your clothes I’ll spread my legs and let’s get busy
guy:do you like to dance
girl:yeah why
guy: ok well go over there and dance so i can talk to your friend
if you were a book you would be considered FINE PRINT
hey nice shoes…wanna f****?
guy asks girl
did u no the human body has 206 bones??
girl: yes
guy: how would u like another ?
im like taco bell i’ll spice up your night
Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let’s have sex!
if you were a buger i would pick you first
wwwweeeeeee oooooohhhhhh wwwwwweeeeee ooohhh wwwwweeeeee ooooohhhhhhhh whats that you say its the police comming why u ask you just stole my heart away.
hey baby, do u work at subway? Cuz u just gave me a footlong
Is ur shirt felt? Do u want it to be?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!!!
Baby,
Did you know that there are over 500 muscles in the body?
Want another one?
Baby, are you in a car cause you driving threw my mind
Guy: Girl, are you from tennessee?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Cause your the only 10 i see.
Guy: What is your ethnic background?
Girl: I have a bit of Irish and French in me. Guy: do you want a bit of Australian in you?
My magic watch says you don’t have on any underwear. (Yes I do) damn! It must be 15 minutes fast!
Nice legs. What time do they open?
How about you sit down on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
Let’s get some eggs and butter. After that lets get busy!
is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants!
how much does a polar bear weigh.
enough to break the ice
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
shoot these lines are good
How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertillized?
Guy: have you tripped over a tree stump?
Girl: no
Guy: how bout a root?
INTERCOURSE!!!
Would you like to pat my shnowzer? Then we can play with my dog
this is some good stuff lol
i lost my teddy bear
can i sleep with u
is you heart in the middle can isee it? i have no more eggs at home can i have yours?!
tell the girl that she would look good with 150 extra lbs on her and then say ME
* lick your finger and place it on the person*
lets get you outta these wet clothes
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Are You from the flintstones
because i can make your bed rock
i wish i could rearrange the alphabet so i could put U and I together