Crude Pick up lines: Some Rated R, rude, crude and blunt and sexual pickup lines and chat up lines.

Visitors have been submitting their own funny pickup lines on the main pickup line page   but we try to keep most of this site PG, and there are some we haven’t wanted to post on the funny pick up lines and chat up lines page.  So we made this page, for more crude, rude, blunt, adult, mature, sexual and inapropriate pick up lines.  We still may not post all of your pick up line comments, but this will have some of the ones that were a bit much for the main pick up line page.

So warning- some of these pick up lines may be offensive, rude, crude, or bluntly sexual. If you are easily offended or too young for this, please stop now.

164 thoughts on “Crude Pick up lines: Some Rated R, rude, crude and blunt and sexual pickup lines and chat up lines.”

  1. guy: i was thinking, we could go back to my house order some pizza and then have sex
    girl: no
    guy: what u dont like pizza?

    is ur dad a lumberjack cuz u just gave me wood

  2. hi.im an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.

    if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances of getting head?

    if you think Chewbacca is hairy wait till you see my wookie:]

    the word of the day is legs, lets say we head back to your place and spread the word.

  3. Hey baby, how about we do some maths? We’ll subtract our clothes, I’ll divide my legs and we can multiply ;)

  4. I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

    Im good at math, me + you = 69

    Im like domino’s pizza, if I dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.

    Lets kiss like Australians, its just like french kissing only you go down under.

  5. hi.im an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.

    if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances of getting head?

    if you think Chewbacca is hairy wait till you see my wookie:]

    the word of the day is legs, lets say we head back to your place and spread the word.

  6. ok this isn’t a pickup line but take off your clothes I’ll spread my legs and let’s get busy

  7. guy:do you like to dance

    girl:yeah why

    guy: ok well go over there and dance so i can talk to your friend

  8. wwwweeeeeee oooooohhhhhh wwwwwweeeeee ooohhh wwwwweeeeee ooooohhhhhhhh whats that you say its the police comming why u ask you just stole my heart away.

  9. hey baby, do u work at subway? Cuz u just gave me a footlong

    Is ur shirt felt? Do u want it to be?

    What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!!!

  10. Guy: What is your ethnic background?
    Girl: I have a bit of Irish and French in me. Guy: do you want a bit of Australian in you?

  11. My magic watch says you don’t have on any underwear. (Yes I do) damn! It must be 15 minutes fast!

    Nice legs. What time do they open?

    How about you sit down on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

  12. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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