Visitors have been submitting their own funny pickup lines on the main pickup line page  but we try to keep most of this site PG, and there are some we haven’t wanted to post on the funny pick up lines and chat up lines page. So we made this page, for more crude, rude, blunt, adult, mature, sexual and inapropriate pick up lines.  We still may not post all of your pick up line comments, but this will have some of the ones that were a bit much for the main pick up line page.
So warning- some of these pick up lines may be offensive, rude, crude, or bluntly sexual. If you are easily offended or too young for this, please stop now.
nice legs when do they open?
women are like beer, their loads of fun, but only last a certain amount of time
women are like tornados, they suck and blow and after all thats done ur house is gone, ur car is gone and ur money is gone.
Go out with me or die
if you know the song im going to rock and roll all night… by KISS this is how tha rythm goes
im gonna rock the bed all night and sleep every day
then say do you like that plan if so heres my number i free any time then blw a kiss
Can I touch your belly-button…..from the inside?
Get in the van
Can i hit you from the back with my subway
r u vacuum cleaner because i heard you suck blow and get layed in the closet
HAHAHAHAAHAH! get in the van
the names bond unibond im here to fill your crack
Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection..? i dont have a porsche.
nice ass, can i wear it as a hat
whats the diference between a ferrai and dead prostetute u wont find a ferrai in my garage
wow that was sexy,
wanna bang?
if u were a car door, i’d slam u all night long!!
hello my name is pinocchio come and sit on my face and i will tell you lies
Gee… those are some nice legs… when do they open?
You know what my mind and pants have in common, I cant get you out of either of them.
im the pencil and u can be the sharpener
Get in the Van!
Lets intergrate together, so i can be the area under your curves.
If you were cosx and i was sinx together we could be 1
Your sweeter than 3.141592(pi)
if i keep halving the distance between our lips, will we ever meet? no? let me prove your theory wrong.
If i were an enzyme i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes.
im no weather man but you can expect more than a few inches tonight!
wanna 68 thats were you go down on me then i owe you 1
hey baby why dont you come over to MYSPACE so i can TWITTER your YAHOO until you GOOGLE all over my FACEBOOK!
i heard you were lookin for a stud well i have the std the only thing that is missin is u
how about you pay my tab and ill screw you in return
damn thee r some good lines here, and thats comin from a girl, so u will kno that they work(DONT USE THE NERDY ONES THEY’RE WEIRD)
Is that a wrench in my pants or am I just happy to see you ;)
Are your parents retarded,because you seem pretty special.
Are you a pokemon, because I wanna peek-at-chu.
hi my name is….(nametag)
Niel Anblowme
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?!
I like your hair… it’d look real good in my crotch.
is your name gillete cos your looking sharp
can i borrow your libary card cause i wanna check you out
can i take your picture , i wanna show santa what i want for xmas
Was u mother a weight lifter ? Girl no why, becouse she must been to have a dumbell like you
excuse me ur standing on my penis
I might be a bit premature in saying this, but you’ve got the prettiest face I’ve ever come across!
Hey Baby, wanna see my telescopic double?
those are some of the best ive seen for such a long time and damn they are good….also coming from a girl they sure as hell will work, most of the ;)
Is your dad a baker ? coz you got nice buns*
guy; there seems to be something wrong with my phone?
girl; why whats up with it?
guy; it doesnt have your number in it
pooopoo
What can wink and #%@& like a tiger? …..;-)
Do you have a keg in those pants cause id really like to tap that ass.
Lol
Guy: Can i see your phone?
Girl hands the guy her phone and askes why?
Guy: i want to see if it has this new app on it.
Girl : ya whats that?
Guy: My number. (;
that shirt is very becoming on you, but if i were on you id becoming too
Hey bimbo!Let’s play sardines!I’ll bring the oil!