Rules for women: A Funny List of Rules that Men wish Women Knew

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Here is a list of rules that men secretly wish women followed. If you don’t believe it, ask your guy, but first convince him he won’t get in trouble for being honest.

 

 

Rules For Women

 

This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew…

 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down.

 

2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.

 

3. Don’t make us guess.

 

4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

 

5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.

 

6. He’s never thinking about “The Relationship.”

 

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.

 

8. Dogs are better than cats.

 

9. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

 

10. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time.

 

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

 

12. You have enough clothes.

 

13. You have too many shoes.

 

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.

 

15. Your brother is an idiot.

 

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.

 

17. No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

 

18. Share the bathroom

 

19. Share the closet.

 

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

 

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

 

22. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like sex in the morning.

 

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

 

24. Check your oil.

 

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

 

26. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.

 

27. If you think you’re getting on the heavy side, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

 

28. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.

 

29. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.

 

30. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

 

31. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

 

32. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.

 

33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

 

34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

 

 

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5 thoughts on “Rules for women: A Funny List of Rules that Men wish Women Knew”

  1. Marriage will not keep two people together no matter
    what (quite the opposite), Love does.
    Marriage is a religious institution, unless you’re in it for mooching money, if you’re an atheist don’t
    be a hypocrit.

  3. Following the Hollywood body trends is not a good idea. A bunch of gay people designing women’s bodies to look like men.
    We love the classic hourglass shape no matter how much fat is involved, full round hips & ass included.

  5. sunday also eguals “no vaccuuming day” because the vaccuum interferes with his ability to hear the sports channel. probably from listening to “his music” (which is really loud, and really rockin’) in “his best truck he ever had” (which needs to be fixed once a week, and never runs for anyone but him)

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