Redneck Pickup Lines: Top Funny Bar Pick Up Lines Used by Rednecks

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These popular redneck pickup lines were obtained by InnocentEnglish- the first site to acquire them- by sending out private investigators into redneck bars across the South. These brave women put on very uncomfortable cowboy boots and 6 times their usual amounts of make up in order to attract redneck men at many different bars. They took notes of every pick up line used, and together created this list of the most popular and commonly used redneck pickup lines.

 

BEST FUNNY REDNECK PICKUP LINES

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d sure shootin’ put U and me together.

I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flinstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?

Your eyes are the same color as my 1972 Ford Pickup Truck. I mean without the mud. Or the nude girl on the mud flaps.

Howdy. You’re not the kinda unchristian girl that goes out drinking and then spends the night with the first loser she meets are ya? Well then, how about your uglier friend there?

Well, aren’t you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?

Hey Baby. Wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 11 anyway.

Can I make you a drink? My still is in the back of my camper- Or as I call it- my sheep shack.

Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.

Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.

If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips next to my tulips. And then plant some watermelon and probably a few tomato plants. It’s a little late in the year for lettuce, but we might be able to still get a few green beans to grow, iffen we add enough fertilizer, and give ‘em a lot of evening water since day water can just kill off those suckers right quick, cuz of how strong the sun is and those water beads just act like a magnifier, which is great for zapping those sunbich aphids but don’t do the vegetables no good at all which is why- what was we talking about?

Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?

Hi there darling. Wow, I bet you were really hot when you were about my age!

Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I’ll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!

You’re hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel’s I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!

A few more beers, and I’d probly do ya. So give me a minute darling, and then I’ll give you one!

 

 

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81 thoughts on “Redneck Pickup Lines: Top Funny Bar Pick Up Lines Used by Rednecks”

  9. theres nothing wrong with being a redneck hell just the other day i got pulled over by the pigs cause my truck was over the limit!!so dont be makin fun of us rednecks we love the way we are and theres nothing you can do to change it ok so stop bein jerks bout the way we are

  10. hey bros us country people get the hard work done in our country so dont talk down to us. thanks from one american to another.

  12. i’m a true redneck cowgirl! my boyfriend is a true redneck. :)

    You might be a redneck if….. your partner is out in the front yard playing horseshoes with the missin toilet seat.

  16. Hey yall I am a redneck and that is all I date… But hell some of these are funnier than a retard on christmas lol. Git r done!!!:]**

  17. Ive noticed that when city folk come from outta town they point and stair at our jacked up trucks,our John Deere Tractors,and our Justin Boots. I mean Shit Far’ they treat us like were part of a darn freak show. But they sure love seein us pull up when their on the side of the road broke down.

  20. Hey now, i LOVE the country. I’ve lived in it all my life. Rednecks have way more fun & are the most productive. There might be all then big city people in the offices but i bet you they couldnt handle bein in the county for a day. & Redneck boys are SEXY!! Thats all i’ll date(: Dont judge unless you’ve actually experienced a day in the life of a redneck!

  27. i am a redneck and i have a lifted truck people are just mad cuz we are ourselves instead of someone we aint but its alright cuz we know more then most of them do

  28. Way to use proper grammar retards. I hope you enjoy polluting the earth and believe me i can fix my own car.

  39. to the sospisticated person that posted on march 26 2010, at 2:44 pm: Your nuttier than a squirle turd i tell you that right now. Proper language is about as useless as buttons on a dishrag and i am proud bout where i come from and i was raised in a good family with high values and i will never raise above my raisin. and if you were to see a country boy/redneck you would be all over him like flies on shit! and folks that think that they are so much better than everyone else are useless as tits on a boar and for you i think that you are a couple bricks short of a load. if i put yur brain in a nats but it would fly backwards.

    LOVE,
    your PROUD fellow REDNECK!!!!!!

  41. hey yall need to shutup bout us rednecks cuz all u city folks aint never seen a tree or a pig or got dirty
    rednecks are raised WORKING for they own shit and u all had it handed to ya. so shut up cuz u dont know what u talkin about!! and wat use is grammar???? it aint like u gonna get a JOB spelling right!!

  42. ithink rednecks have the most fun and live life to the fulest and we aint afraid to do nothin i tell you what it sure beats workin an an office n yer high class little suits you city folk dont get a chance to live and wes smarter than u think maybe not at grammer or book smarts but we can fix just about nything ou give us and just think sriously without us rednecks… you wouldnt be eatin out and eatin fancy steak and good food so just think bout whatyall are sayin? we could teach u city slickers a thing or two just give us the chance so dont make fun of us rednecks or you can kiss food goodbye

  43. Ill tell u what. I’m a country guy. But I still have an education. I can’t spell woth donk but I’m still in love with the country side of life. There’s nothing better than going out with ur girl and getting stuck in the mud out by a lake. Good times and even though I don’t have the full accent of redneck I still got the tan and attitude and I love it.

  44. I’m a country gal all the way and Country boys are the best! ;) And do ya city-slickers ever think of where ya get yur food?! And who do ya call an angel when our boyfriend pulls up with his truck when yur stuck in my mud and to dang scared to hop out and push that lil’ “green” car yurself?! And we have a heck of a lot of fun while we WORK! And pickup rides down the old dirt road are the highlight of my day! So y’all best not judge a book by it’s cover! And BTW the country boys around here are the best dang lookin’ guys you’ll ever meet! (Charmin’ too!)

  45. hey A sofisticated person, go get bent. you prob dont know the difference between your head and your ass. don’t worry im sure if i looked at you i couldn’t tell either

  46. I’m a straight up country girl born an raised but I moved to the city, but I still love my country ways I drive a jacked-up 2010 Toyota Tacoma 5 speed thats always muddy..People stair all the time.. But this is me and thats all that matters..

  47. Hey ya’ll, these are great. Damn city people they don’t understand and they never will. i guess he fell out of and ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!! welp imma go ride my horse catch ya later.

  48. You know your a redneck if you got married for the rice.
    How do you know you live next to a wealthy redneck? There are 3 junked cars in the front lawn.
    How did the redneck know his wife had been cheating on him? She gave birth to a baby with a normally shaped head.

  49. Wow, rednecks are awsome! I’d know, because, I am a redneck, and I use great grammar, it isn’t the best but, pretty darn good! What is wrong with being a redneck? It is a way of life!!! I am a hard working 13 year old boy, I do what is right, praise God, and stay loyal to those I love! Now, is that really bad? God bless all you rednecks out there!!!

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