When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes

Everyone’s heard it at one point in their life… “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying hasn’t been lost yet. Dale Carnegie was the man who coined the phrase though he’s mostly known for writing the famous book “How to win friends and influence people.” Of course, everything slowly gets out of context eventually, so why not update the phrase to our modern times?

When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.

When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party

When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!

When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons

When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,

When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt

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237 thoughts on “When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings and Jokes”

  1. When life gives you lemons, squirt them in peoples eyes and run away.

    When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say I want a cookie!

  2. When life gives you lemons,make lemonade.
    Then find teh guy that’s getting Vodka and through a party, and for God’s sakes don’t forget to invite me.

  3. I normally hear those jokes with god and not life
    like: When God Gives You Lemons Its Time To Get Another God

  4. when life gives you lemons throw them back and ask for cookies

    when life gives you lemons squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies

  5. Um I heard this one from a friend:::::
    Who the hell is life and where the heck is he getting all these lemons to throw at ppl!

  6. I heard this one from a friend:
    who the heck is life and where the heck is he getting all these lemons to throw at ppl?!

  7. “when a guy named life gives you lemons, throw them back because they were probably stolen.”
    -melissa :]

  8. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
    And unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gunna suck.

  9. these joke tell us the different ways they will behave if atall they are blessed with a gift.
    be it money,children,etc
    some will thank God,others will think that they worked for it others will take is as a forum to insult others

  10. When life gives you lemons, open a lemon stand and use these profits to buy a machine gun, we will see if life makes the same mistake twice

  11. i invented this one but my friend says theres also a t-shirt
    When life gives you lemons, keep them…
    Because hey, free lemons!

    And also…

    When life gives you lemons, stop talking about lemons and start getting laid.

  12. when life gives you lemons, start a lemonade stand and buy a machine gun with your profits, lets see if life makes the same mistake twice

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