Everyone’s heard it at one point in their life… “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.†Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying hasn’t been lost yet. Dale Carnegie was the man who coined the phrase though he’s mostly known for writing the famous book “How to win friends and influence people.†Of course, everything slowly gets out of context eventually, so why not update the phrase to our modern times?
When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.
When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!
When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.
When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.
When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party
When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!
When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons
When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,
When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye
When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut
When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt
Page topic: when life gives you lemons sayings, quotes and jokes.
………When life give you lemons, throw them back and say
I WANT CANDY!
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when life gives you lemons, sticking them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger
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I heard something like this on a movie: When life gives you lemons just say F it and do domething else..
haha Kusai, it was the burnt out surfer dude from forgetting sarah marshall…funny movie.
When life gives you melons, you know your dyslexic ;]
When life gives you lemons make a sour face & see how many babies will cry! Victory upon them! :)
when life gives you lemons, throw them back and say I WANTED EDWARD CULLENS!!
When life gives you lemons, make grapes juice, then sit back, relax and let the whole world wonder how the hell you did it.
When life gives you lemons, shove them up its nose
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in peoples eyes and run away.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say I want a cookie!
when life gives you lemons, throw them at people with expensive cars
when life gives you lemons, keep them and clone them into super lemons. yea.
when god gives you lemons… FIND A NEW GOD
when life gives you lemons you put them up your butt and ask for more.
When life gives you lemons,make lemonade.
Then find teh guy that’s getting Vodka and through a party, and for God’s sakes don’t forget to invite me.
I normally hear those jokes with god and not life
like: When God Gives You Lemons Its Time To Get Another God
When life gives you lemons, drop them, then you will have lemon drops.
when life gives you lemons throw them back and ask for cookies
when life gives you lemons squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies
Um I heard this one from a friend:::::
Who the hell is life and where the heck is he getting all these lemons to throw at ppl!
I heard this one from a friend:
who the heck is life and where the heck is he getting all these lemons to throw at ppl?!
when life gives you lemons know he is just trying to get rid of you…
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when life hands u lemons make lemonade but when life hands u a sailor make navy brats
When life gives you lemons…Lemon fight!
some of these are funny but some arent those who arent, stop trying to be funny
unless life also hands you some water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck
When life gives you lemons, cut a hole in the lemons and smoke it.
When life gives you lemons, you probably deserved it.
“when a guy named life gives you lemons, throw them back because they were probably stolen.”
-melissa :]
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
And unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gunna suck.
Aw, Kayla, you took mine
jkjk lol
When life gives you lemons you throw skittles at life and tell it to taste the effin rainbow!
these joke tell us the different ways they will behave if atall they are blessed with a gift.
be it money,children,etc
some will thank God,others will think that they worked for it others will take is as a forum to insult others
When life gives you lemons,be grateful and share with others.
When life gives you lemons, GIVE LEMONS LIFE!
when life gives you lemons, say: “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?!”
When life give you lemons, grab the tooth picks and make a lemon man.
when life gives you lemons, get a knife, cut them in half, then squirt them in some carbonated water and VOILA! you got Lemon water!
They say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…but what happens if you don’t have the sugar?
Life gave you lemons? Ha! I got strawberries!
If life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, squirt them on lobsters.
When life gives you lemons, open a lemon stand and use these profits to buy a machine gun, we will see if life makes the same mistake twice
When life gives you lemons find some Tequila and u will have one hell of a nite
When life gives you lemons,,,, throw em at the mean people and hope it gets in their eyes:)
when life gives you lemons throw them at the person talking about god when we are trying to talk about lemons
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon Meringe Pie
When life gives you lemons, make lemon meringe pie.
When life hands you lemons you must be on drugs
when life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell “you cheapskate!!!!i wanted chocolates!!”
i invented this one but my friend says theres also a t-shirt
When life gives you lemons, keep them…
Because hey, free lemons!
And also…
When life gives you lemons, stop talking about lemons and start getting laid.
when life gives you lemons, start a lemonade stand and buy a machine gun with your profits, lets see if life makes the same mistake twice