Everyone’s heard it at one point in their life… “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.†Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying hasn’t been lost yet. Dale Carnegie was the man who coined the phrase though he’s mostly known for writing the famous book “How to win friends and influence people.†Of course, everything slowly gets out of context eventually, so why not update the phrase to our modern times?
When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.
When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!
When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.
When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.
When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party
When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!
When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons
When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,
When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye
When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut
When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt
Page topic: when life gives you lemons sayings, quotes and jokes.
when life give you lemons, say “WHYYY!!!!”
when life gives you lemons, throw them at people because you have nothing else better to do with them
when life gives u lemons…go find a beer!!
when life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun
See if life will make the same mistake again
When Life gives you lemons, thank god it wasn’t a bag of flaming poop!!!!
when life gives u lemons grab a marker and draw funny faces on them and have urself a lil puppet sho
when life gives you lemons make lemonade
when life gives you diabetes, dont make lemonade
when life gives you lemons,scream and run, its scary
juc luk in e mirror n sae a dnt deserve lemons bt sumthin sweet
When Life gives you lemons throw them back and demand skittles
when life gives you lemons …..make grape juice and sit back relax and let the world wonder how the heck u did it
when life gives you lemons put them in your enemy’s food and say it’s onion
When life gives you Lemons make Grape Juice, sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it!
When life gives you lemon ask if you can have Salt and tequlia to go with it!
When life hands you lemons, see if you can trade it for a melon, than trade that for a plate, trade the plate for a computer mouse, trade the computer mouse for a keyboard, trade the keyboard for a webcam, trade the webcam for a router, trade the router for a tv, trade the tv for a Xbox, trade the Xbox for a laptop, trade the laptop for a rare expensive lawn gnome (yeah, I know, wtf), trade the lawn gnome for a riding lawn mower, trade the lawn mower for a car, trade the car for an empty lot, trade the empty lot for some lumber and supplies…yeah I don’t know where this is going, but at least I made you waste your timing reading it.
when life gives you lemons throw them at the cops, run like hell, and hope you dont get tazed.
created by a bored self…
When life gives you lemons, add salt and suck up that sucka!
when life hands you lemons, keep ’em, cuz hey, free lemons!
When life gives you lemons… put them in your fruit bowl.
When life hands you lemons, you’d better wait for some sugar, or your gonna have some nasty lemonade!
When life hands you lemons, blame Adam and Eve for eating all the good fruit.
When Life gives you lemons, you really need to start rethinking you carrer
when life throws you lemons throw them back and tell life to make its own freakin’ lemonade !!
When life gives you lemons..squirt them in somebody’s eyes and run like hell!
When life gives you lemons…sell em on ebay
ok well here are some
make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it
throw them away! WHO THE FRICK gives lemons out?
make lemonade. Then give it to your enemies cause it’ll be real shitty unless life gave you sugar too
go lemon yur teachers house
find someone whos life gives them ice cream
just shuttup and eat yur damn lemons
sqush the lemons on the ground and yell eat that life!
sell them on ebay
ask for the receipt
throw them at exspensive cars
drop them and u will have lemon drops.. yum
whos life and where is he getting all these lemons to throw at people
keep them its free lemons
throw them at cops, run like hell, and hope u dont get tazed
throw the lemons back and say make yur own freaken lemonade
When Life gives you lemons, don’t forget to say Thank You :)
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When life gives you lemons…JUGGLE!
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When life gives you lemons, giftwrap them and give them to yo mama for xmas :)
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when life hands you lemons plant the seeds and make more trees.
When life gives you lemons dress up like life and hand them off to someone else
When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for limes!
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in somones eyes and steal thier money.
when life gives you lemons.. go shopping for some lobster ;)
when life gives you lemons, squirt them in her eye because lifes a bitch..when life gives you lemons make lemon juice because she didnt give you the water or sugar to make lemon ade.
when life gives you lemons, hide them..
“When LIFE gives you lemons, sell them and ask for more…”
When life gives you lemons, laugh at the guy who got the bag of dog poo.
When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let’s see if life makes the same mistake twice.”
dows everyone have to use the same jokes, be original people…
when life gives you lemons, use zinc and copper to make a battery to shock people with
when life gives u lemons tell him 2 go get screwed cuz, i mean, what kind of person gives people LEMONS 4 presents?
when life gives u lemons…. MAKE FRANKENLEMONS!!!!!!!!
wen life gives u a cat called lemons giv it some food
when life give u lemons throw skittles at it and say taste the effin rainbow (made by a freind)
When life give you lemons, dont forget to ask for salt and a Corona.
When life give you lemons…go for some salt and sugar then make a tasty lemonade!
When life gives you lemons, say thank you and when he leaves put em in the back with the rest of the crappy gifts :) (created by me)
When life gives you lemons, keep them. Hey, they’re free lemons!
When life gives you lemons, feed them to your kids for your own amusement.
When life gives you lemons,squeeze it in someones eyes and hall ass!!