Everyone’s heard it at one point in their life… “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.†Who was the original author though? Grandma? It seems to be one of those quotes that just has entered public consciousness and is pervasive. Strangely enough though, the origin of the famous saying hasn’t been lost yet. Dale Carnegie was the man who coined the phrase though he’s mostly known for writing the famous book “How to win friends and influence people.†Of course, everything slowly gets out of context eventually, so why not update the phrase to our modern times?
When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.
When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!
When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.
When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.
When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party
When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!
When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons
When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,
When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye
When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut
When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt
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When life gives you lemons, duck and let them hit the person behind you.
when life gives you lemons…..say i’m not paying 4 that!
When life gives you lemons, take them. …cause hey, free lemons!!
When life gives you lemons, just shut up and make that damn lemonade!
When life gives you Edward Cullen, stomp on his face and demand Draco Malfoy
My own: When life gives you lemons; plant the seeds and sell the offspring…
When life gives you “Lemons”, ask for a Japanese-English dictionary.
When life gives you lemons make lemonade… Haha life gives out s*** so flush it down the toilet spray a little febreze to hid the small and move on!
when life gives you lemons give them back because they’re probably stolen.
I see this one on Southern Chicks t-shirts:
When life gives me lemons, I put ’em in my sweet tea!
If life gives you lemons, you can still make two margaritas. cheers!
when life gives you lemons, sqeeze them into a glass of sweet iced tea and thank God you were born a southern girl!
when life gives you lemons, get some salt buy a bottle of teqila call your friends,and Lets party,,,,
When life gives you lemons, you’ll be saved by the buoyancy of citrus
When life gives you lemons, just be glad it wasn’t something worse. And anyway, I like lemons (:
When life hands you lemons, PUCKER UP and ROLL with em…:o)
When live gives you lemons, click pictures and post it on your Facebook profile.
when life gives you lemons, well who are we kidding life is too cheap to give us nothing.
When life gives you lemons say, oh yeah I like lemons, what else ya got?
when life gives you lemons…re-gift them
When life gives you lemons say eff the lemons and bail
When life gives you lemons, go on the internet and be like LOL LIFE GAVE ME LEMONS, WAT DO?
Hahaha, I love these.
When life gives you lemons, there’s two options
1. if you’re poor, keep em’, there’s good nutrients in them.
2. If you don’t need em’, give them to someone else who does.
Momma said when life gives you lemons make lemonade
Take a piss in it and serve it to the people that you hate
When Life Gives you lemon,be thankful cuz hell no is it going to give you an Apple product
When life gives you lemons, dump them on 3rd world countries at very low prices, undercutting local farmers and preventing them from developing their economies and call yourself an agricultural subsidy.
when life gives you lemons, keep them, because you never know when you need something to throw at someone.
when life gives you lemons,ehn,i’m more of a grape person
If life gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!
When Life Gives you money tell it you’re jealous because you wanted lemons like everybody else!
if life gives you lemons, keep them because, hey , free lemons
When life gives you lemons, why not blame them on your troubled upbringing and consequent inability to show affection? It sure beats making lemonade.
When life gives you lemons, don’t take it… It’s a conspiracy!!! ..why would anyone give you something for free in today’s world
When life goves you lemons, find a really hot chick who will do ANYTHING for a lemon.
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS HAVE A LEMON AID STAND
when life gives you lemons…keep ’em cause hey,Free Lemons!
When life gives you lemons, just remove lemons from you grocery list!
when life gives you lemons, find the nearest computer and blog about the experience
When life gives you lemons
watch and wank
Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do, when life hands me lemons i make a beef stew.
(Andy Milionakis)
When life gives you lemons, if you are a pirate you are saved from scurvy
If life gives you lemons, you have bad karma.
When life gives you lemons, start juggling!
When life gives you lemons, dump the damn lemons and get a new life!
When life gives you lemons throw them at the person/people that made you mad!!!
“When life gives you lemons, keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.” -Snorgtees
“When life gives you lemons, paint them green and pretend they’re limes.” -Me
When life gives you lemons, you tell your facebook friends ‘Hey! Life gave me lemons, beat that suckers!’
Wwhen life gives you lemons throw them ans yell: “I WANT JUSTIN BIEBER!” :DDDD
When death gives you lemons you know life’s having a day off