Funny jokes by stand up comedians: Best stand up comedy routines and one liners
Mitch Hedberg Jokes: Here are some funny quotes, jokes and one liners by stand up comedian Mitch Hedberg, who died of an apparent drug overdose ioin 2005 at the age of 37, at the height of his career as a stand up comic. Thanks for the laughs, Mitch. I had a velco wallet in a … Read more
Woody Allen has over 40 years of great quotes, jokes and one liners, so there can be no definitive list of the top 50 Woody Allen quotes. But this is a pretty good attempt at rounding up 50 of the best and funniest Woody Allen quotes, jokes and lines from his movies and books. You … Read more
“The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, … Read more