Jack Handey Quotes

Funny, not so Inspirational Sayings of Jack Handey (or Jack Handy)I always thought Jack Handy was a fictional character created by the Saturday Night Live writers. I thought they got together and wrote “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy”. But it turns out,Jack Handey is a real person, and a comedy writer who wrote for a … Read more

Jack Handy Quotes & Deep Thoughts

Funny, not so Inspirational Sayings of Jack Handy (or Jack Handey) I always thought Jack Handy was a fictional character created by the Saturday Night Live writers. I thought they got together and wrote “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy”. But it turns out,Jack Handey is a real person, and a comedy writer who wrote for … Read more

Wrightisms: The Best Funny Sayings by Comedian Steven Wright

    Some of Steve Wrights Funny Sayings:     I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate. “Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.” My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a … Read more