The Best Funny Sayings by Comedian Steven Wright

    Here are a few more of Steve Wrights funny sayings:     You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time. I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. Two babies … Read more

The Funniest Jokes Ever Page 4

According to several comedians, as compiled by GQ magazine the funniest jokes are: Okay, so it’s impossible to objectively choose the funniest jokes ever. Although there was a scientific study on the topic, which produced these jokes as the funniest jokes in the world. The list below was compiled with imput from several comedians, and … Read more

Top 25 Funny Rita Rudner Jokes, Quotes sayings and one-liners

    Here are some of Rita Rudner’s Jokes and Sayings:     Marriages don’t last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. I was a … Read more