Online dating jokes, funny online dating site profiles and personals
1. Hi there. Do you flush here often? 2. My name? Just call me Senator McLovin. 3. So, um, you wanna give it a whirl? 4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I and P together 5. Will you still respect me in 2 minutes? 6. I’ve gotta hand it to … Read more
A friend of mine wrote this and sent it to me for Innocent English. It’s her true story of her journey towards becoming de-tattooed. I can’t quite tell if it’s a funny essay, a tattoo removal guide, or just some journal therapy.  However you categorize it, I found it entertaining and funny (and a bit sad) and appreciated … Read more
Same planet, different worlds? Probably just about everyone has had some relationship moments that felt like that. Here’s a case in point:  Her Diary Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, … Read more