Caught Sleeping at your Desk? Things to Say When Caught Sleeping

There I was again. Sitting in my cubicle when all of a sudden my eyes started drooping. Blinks started becoming time warps, each one a micro-nap. I shouldn’t have caught that midnight showing of the new blockbuster that just came out. Curse my fanboyism! Now here I sit in my cubicle, one of many “busy” … Read more

Funny Answering Machine Messages: Funny Messages for Answering Machines

Everybody loves a good answering machine message, so why not make yours more memorable?  After all, everyone you know and their dogs have “sorry you missed me, please leave a message after the beep” as their answering machine message. Break the mold with these funny messages and impress friends and family alike. Be memorable! With … Read more