Funny Universal Truths

Here are some funny universal truths: Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. Reading when you’re drunk is horrible. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel … Read more

Top 40 things you wish you could say to your boss or at work but can’t

OK, so it’s not always smart to say exactly what you are thinking at work. (Alright, it’s almost NEVER smart). But if you hold it all in, that quiet ticking sound you’ll hear is the countdown till you completely lose it. So what’s the solution? How about 1) open an anonymous email account, and 2) … Read more

Funny Job Application: Real McDonald’s Job Application

 Here is an actual McDonald’s Application. Nothing was changed except the name of the applicant, Greg Bulmash, whose name was changed to John Smith to protect his anonymity. McDONALDS APPLICATION This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was … Read more