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Kid Jokes

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    Here are some good funny and clean kid’s jokes and children’s jokes.     How do you fix a broken chimp? With a monkey wrench!     How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!     How do you train King Kong? You hit him with a rolled … Read more

iphone jokes: 20 ways the iphone is one tough phone.

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When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks its closet for the iphone. Too bad he didn’t look under the bed.   The iphone can taser your enemies so hard that it can actually alter their DNA. Decades from now, their descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What the hell was that?”   … Read more

Top iphone pick up lines: How to subtly mention your new iphone when picking up a girl at a bar

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There she is. Sitting there at the bar. Time to make your move. But what do  you say? You start to get a little nervous. Then you remember. “Oh yeah. I have a new iphone. And some oh so witty pick up lines.” You relax. You walk up to her casually and say: I’m no Fred … Read more