Redneck Pickup Lines: Top Funny Bar Pick Up Lines Used by Rednecks

These popular redneck pickup lines were obtained by InnocentEnglish- the first site to acquire them- by sending out private investigators into redneck bars across the South. These brave women put on very uncomfortable cowboy boots and 6 times their usual amounts of make up in order to attract redneck men at many different bars. They … Read more

Paris Hilton Finishes Difficult Sentence. Says She’ll Never Be Behind Bars Again

June 21, 2007. InnocentEnglish.com News Wire Paris Hilton finished a difficult sentence yesterday, which is unusual for the heiress who often forgets what she is saying in the middle of them. She was speaking to another inmate at the prison, when she was overheard by a guard talking about how she used to go to … Read more

Paris Hilton Police Cruiser Transcripts:

These are verbatim transcripts of pull overs of Paris Hilton, transcribed from Police Cruiser Forward Microphone recordings. The transcripts were released under the Freedom of Information Act, from Los Angeles County court records. Paris Hilton Police Transcript 1: March 3, 2007 Officer: Good evening. Paris: Well it isn’t NOW! Officer: Can I see your license … Read more