Paris Hilton Jokes: Funny Jokes about Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Britney Spears

Paris Hilton Joke #1: The Banana Company Q. Why were Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie fired from their “Simple Life” job at a banana company? A. They threw out all of the bent ones. Paris Hilton Joke #2: Paris walked into a library… Paris walked into a library because she wanted to experience something new. … Read more

Paris Hilton Jokes: Paris Quotes from Jail | 12 things overheard by other inmates

Paris Hilton Jokes and Quotes: Here are 12 things other inmates have overheard Paris Hilton say in Jail: 1. Excuse me, but where is the Starbucks? 2. Is this pork chop and mashed potato stew diet? 3. Could you put those handcuffs on me again? It makes me feel like I’m in my own bed. … Read more

Southern to English Translation Dictionary: How to Speak Southern

Funny Jokes about the South: Southern to English Dictionary Innocent English’s English to Southern Translation Dictionary. Innocen tEnglish was able to track down this rare English to Southern Dictionary, which, incomplete though it is, may help to unlock at least a small portion of the mystery that is Southspeak. In much the same way that … Read more