Funny Romance and Valentines Jokes, Quotes and Poems

Two Funny and Romantic Love Poems: The Flushing Bride By Emily Walden Emerson He a desk clerk, her a maid Of a huge hotel where tourists stayed He only saw her now and then But he knew how their tale should end He tried and tried to find a time He could ask her “Please … Read more

Funny Love Quotes and Quips

Here are some funny love quotes and quips from famous celebrities: The Japanese have a word for it. It’s Judo — the art of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent of judo is, ‘Yes, dear.’ J. P. McEvoy The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman My wife tells me that if … Read more

AppleGoogle President Obama

InnocentEnglish.com Scoop: Tomorrow’s News Today *   (InnocentEnglish.com Scoop) February 27, 2010 Washington D.C. President Obama supports AppleGoogle’s purchase of both DiggMyDeliciousSecondLife and StumbleFark. President Obama, answering videomail questions during a Pepsi Rose Garden press conference, expressed his confidence that AppleGoogle’s imminent purchase of both DiggMyDeliciousSecondLife and StumbleFark would only have a positive effect on … Read more