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Happily ever after. What does that even mean? Every fairy tale told seems to end with this phrase, “happily ever after†but I am thinking that the authors are just getting lazy and glazing over the final details. Even if the Cinderella story finished with “and the prince ran away with the ugly stepsisters and … Read more
Wedding bliss on the wedding night, nothing better right? It just gets better the entire honeymoon too! Trust me, I’ve had the experience….several times. Nobody is perfect though, so what if it took me a couple tries to find The One (version 3.5). She treats me right though and I can’t complain, except for the … Read more
Everyone loves a little long pig, right? Nothing like a bit of the old human flesh to set off a meal. I mean, cannibalism is no laughing matter, after all, people die! However Jonathon Swift does have a point, a little bit of cannibalism would save our world’s overpopulation problem. I’d modernize it though, why … Read more