Stupid Sports Quotes, Bloopers and Dumb Mistatements

    These are some of the best sport quotes and bloopers mistatements:     “Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.” -Pedro Guerrero, on sportswriters “Sure. I’m proud to be an American.” -Cincinnati Reds rookie pitcher Steve Foster, asked by a Canadian customs agent if he had anything to declare. … Read more

Funny Church Bulletins and Announcement Mistakes and Bloopers

Don’t let worries kill you- let the church help.     Here are some really funny church bulletins and announcements:     Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all … Read more

Funny Kids’ Mistakes about the Bible

These mistakes have been collected from Sundayschool teachers, Catholic school teachers and others This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were … Read more