Top 10 Bushisms of 2006

InnocentEnglish.com’s list of the best, worst, funniest, saddest and most unfortunate Bushisms from 2006. 1. “That’s George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three — three or four books about him last year. Isn’t that interesting?” — During an interview with German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann … Read more

Top 10 Dumb Sports Quotes & Bloopers of All Time

1. Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning. — Fred White, Kansas City Royals sportscaster, reading a wire-service summary that mistakenly showed the same starter and relief pitcher for the Minnesota Twins. 2. “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any … Read more

Funny Student Science Test Mistakes

These are actual answers from test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by junior high, high school, and college students around the world. “When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.” “H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water” “To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon … Read more