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Bloopers based on Actual Court Room Transcripts and Trial Records. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? By death. And by whose death was it terminated? Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. What is your name? Ernestine McDowell. And … Read more
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Based on Actual Court Room Transcripts of Trials. How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney? Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney, and said he was really good. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now? I will be three months November 8th. … Read more