Funny Romance and Valentines Jokes, Quotes and Poems

Two Funny and Romantic Love Poems: The Flushing Bride By Emily Walden Emerson He a desk clerk, her a maid Of a huge hotel where tourists stayed He only saw her now and then But he knew how their tale should end He tried and tried to find a time He could ask her “Please … Read more

Funny Love Quotes and Quips

Here are some funny love quotes and quips from famous celebrities: The Japanese have a word for it. It’s Judo — the art of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent of judo is, ‘Yes, dear.’ J. P. McEvoy The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman My wife tells me that if … Read more

Funny Pickup Lines Comebacks

Funny comebacks to stupid, dumb and funny pickup lines. Here’s some funny responses to have in mind, just in case some guy tries any “clever”, funny or dumb pick up lines on you. Top pick up line comebacks: Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Maybe. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.” Man: “Haven’t I … Read more