Dumb funny quotes, stupid questions and funny sayings and quips
  Here are some very funny Simpsons quotes, lines and sayings, from The Simpsons TV show. Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show†was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.    Homer: I’m normally not a … Read more
Here are some funny sayings, witty one liners and thought provoking oxymorons that make you think. The future isn’t what it used to be. This man’s work cannot be underrated. Way down deep he’s shallow. Before they made him they broke the mold. Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined. —Samuel Goldwyn … Read more
The Washington Post asked readers to assign gender to nouns, like some other languages do, and send in their noun genders and their reason. here are some of the best submissions: SWISS ARMY KNIFE – male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just … Read more