Dumb funny quotes, stupid questions and funny sayings and quips
Here is a collection of some of the best quotes and quotations. Funny, clever, witty, smart and wise.  “If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.” —Doug Larson “A smart person knows all the rules so he can break them wisely.” —Lubna Azmi “A word … Read more
Here are more funny, cute, clever and witty bumper stickers and one liners: Honk If Anything Falls Off. Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. You! Out Of The Gene Pool – Now! I Do Whatever My R ice Krispies Tell … Read more
Prepare carefully_. Self-confidence is a valuable possession, but beware of being too sure of yourself. Pride goes before a fall, and overconfidence in his ability to improvise has been the downfall of many a would-be speaker. The speaker should strive to give the effect of spontaneity, but this can be done only with practice. The … Read more