Science

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. When turtles are afraid, they can stick their head into themselves and disappear. A bottom dweller is a fish that mostly dwells on bottoms. Do you know what “elevation” means? Yes. It means we all … Read more

A Recipe

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. —First, heat up your pants really hot, then add oil. —If you have time, you should suck the noodles for twenty minutes before you boil them. —Add a little fresh black paper. —Put the cabbages … Read more

English Subtitles In Hong Kong Films

Here are the funniest subtitles rom Hong Kong Martial Art Movies: * “I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!” * “I will kill you until you are dead from it!” * “The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?” * “I got knife … Read more