Funny English mistakes, bloopers, funny signs and quotes from around the world
  Here are some funny Chinese menu bloopers and pics:   Warning to kids and and parents- Some accidental strong language on this page…) May we recommend our special tonight… Hmmm, such tempting delicacies…. I guess there’s a niche restaurant for every kind of customer… Sliced Children with Broccoli… Um, I think I’ll … Read more
  Some funny translations from restaurant menus:   Dumpling stuffed with the ovary and digestive glands of a crab. From a menu in China. Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice. Children soup. From a menu in India. See pic below for similar mistake Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady. From a menu … Read more
These are actual fortune cookie fortunes. Confucius say you have heart as big as Texas. You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly. Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment. You will gain admiration from your pears. You will receive a fortune cookie. Never wear your best pants when … Read more