Funny English mistakes, bloopers, funny signs and quotes from around the world
  Diet Water Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring†  “This tea is really best for the person with fatty belly” Sent in by Luc M   From a Japanese breakfast pastry package: Through years of experience, Doutor Danish is produced from the finest materials to … Read more
  Here are some funny restaurant signs:   Our great food will never leave you! Please leave a pet outside. It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail. Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here! We serve people like you as good food! The shadiest cocktail bar in … Read more
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.DATING That night, we went skin dipping- Just the two of us! You mean you went skinny dipping? It is called skinny dipping? But I’m not very skinny! Well, that’s what they call it if you … Read more