Funny English mistakes, bloopers, funny signs and quotes from around the world
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. Bloopers and mistatements from ESL students about their mothers and fathers. (Don’t say these things about your Momma!) My mother is an inferior decorator. My father is a highly rank government official. My mother wants … Read more
From the cover of a notebook used by one of my Korean students: My heart is very flammable when I see your beautiful eyes. On the box for a toothbrush at a Tokyo hotel: Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind! A job ad in the Japan Times expressing that both males and females could … Read more
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book. According to new English language students 1. Sleepless in the Saddle. 2. Mrs. Congenitality. 3. The Exercisist. 4. The Umpire Strikes Back. 5. Bridget Jones’s Diarrhea. 6. While You Were Slipping. 7. Oh Brothel, Where … Read more