Funny Bathroom Poems

The Royal Flush: (For Duane) A Funeral Poem by the nineteenth century transcendentalist, Henry Waldo Liverworth That day is etched upon my brain The death of my beloved Duane. I found him there, simply floating So sad to see him stiff and bloating I pressed against him with my ear But there was no heartbeat … Read more

Best Bathroom Poems

Two Beautiful Wedding and Love Poems: The Broken Vow and Husbands Take Heed These two poems are by one of the most beloved transcendentalist couples of the mid-19th century, and together they paint a complete picture of a heart breaking story of love and its demise. The Broken Vow By William Emerson Wadsword: We swore … Read more

Top 20 Worst Song Titles of All Time

InnocentEnglish.com has undertaken the grueling, painful task of going through hundreds, even thousands, of corny, stupid, dumb, mildly amusing, kinda funny and so-bad-they’re-almost-good song titles, in an attempt to find the top twenty worst song titles of all time. Here are the fruits of this exhaustive search (Interestingly, the challenging art of coming up with … Read more