Movie Quotes from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: Quotes from the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer! So you found a pebble in snowflake’s tank. Excuse me while I go call CNN. **BLEEP** Captain Flog Stargate 23.9 rounded of to THE nearest decimal point. WE’VE Traveled back in time to save an ancient species from TOTAL annhialtion. SO FAR there is no … Read more

Movie Quotes from Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls : Quotes from the movie Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls

(slaps the consolute in the butt with the whip) Funny, it didn’t seem so painful when you were doing it to the horse. **** ( looks around the room full of dead animal heads gasping for breath) jerk: somesing wong mister vantura? (goes back to normal) V: no of course not this is quite a … Read more