A huge collection of movie quotes, sayings and lines.
At this moment. I don’t know. I’d like to go home and I’d like to play with my dog. I heard someone screaming, and it was me. I’m talking love. It means she can’t be a witness for us. In fact, when the defense finds her–and they will–she’ll be a witness for them! Kenneth Joyce … Read more
A business traveler should bring only what fits in a carry-on bag. Checking your luggage is asking for trouble. I ran out of gas. I got a flat tire. I … uh … didn’t have change for cab fare. I left my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old … Read more
(About the tooth fairy) That’s actually a legitimate fear. She was rifiling through my shit. (Holding a strawberry) WHAT ARE YOU?? 1: Alright what do you want? 2: Your razor scooter and a fake id. 1: No way am I letting you drink! 2: So I can vote, dumbass! 3: You need a razor scooter … Read more