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The Best dumb but funny pickup lines you should probably NEVER use:
Here are the top 50 dumbe and funny pick up lines and chat up lines (as they say over the pond). Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pick up lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck!
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
To read the rest, go to: Funny Pick Up Lines: The Top 50 Best Stupid and funny pick up lines ever!
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Man, dont be watchin me when i got poop!!!
i lov sos
holla at me baby
HEY!! move im trying watch FAmily Guy on the toilet!
Did you put the flea spray away yet?
“i’m sorry, you just missed her.
Although…your welcome to come in and wait, Jerry….”
Look go away i dont want your damn girl scout cookies or
ok now when you said i wasnt allowed to rip the curtain did you mean it like literally or was it more like a joke, cause if your going to get mad i aint letting you in..
Even though i’m a cute cat doesnt mean you gotta be all over me!