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Money Jokes and Humor: Sometimes it’s hard to see the lighter side of money and personal finance. But here are some funny jokes about money to lighten things up:
TODAY’S DAILY STOCK MARKET REPORT:
Helium was up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued a slow decline. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. Balloon prices were inflated. Oil continued it’s slippery slide. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She threw on her towel and went to the door. Dave, a poker buddy of her husband’s was there. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered “I’ll give you $500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds! That’s $50 a second!†She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel.
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