Daily Quick Break: January 13, 2008: Short Jokes

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Here are some funny short jokes

I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous sentence.” It didn’t sell very well. I thought with the short attention span of people these days it may have been too long, so I rewrote it. The 2nd edition went: “To keep an idiot busy for hours, re-read this sentence.” It’s doing pretty good. I have a deal for the sequel. The 3rd edition is going to go: “Re-read this line.” Trouble is, I’m not as sharp as I used to be, so it’s become my favorite book to curl up with on a rainy day. It absorbs me for hours.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.

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