Daily Quick Break: May 23, 2008: Stupid and Funny Warning Labels and Product Instructions

But first, a couple of funny signs

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Funny Signs of the Day

 

 

Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:

You’ve probably seen some of these classic dumb, stupid and funny warning labels and product instructions  before.  Some are painfully obvious, some don’t quite master the English language, and others are unintended double meanings…  Most are pretty darn funny.   So, in case you missed any, here is a collection of the stupidest and funniest warning labels, most verified as authentic.

Funny, Dumb and Stupid Warning Labels

Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos

Use like regular soap.
Dial soap

Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner

Fits one head.
Shower cap box

Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert box

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