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Steven Wright is one of a kind. His unique mind has come up with some classic one-liners. Some of them have even become part of pop culture. His dead-pan delivery and ultra-mellow style, mixed with some real mind-bending one-liners- some of which are practically Zen coens- have helped make him one of the most original and appreciated comedians of all time. The words “Comic genius” are thrown around a bit too often, but in the case of Steven Wright- they definitely fit! Here are some of his all time best one-liners.
These are Steven Wrights funniest jokes:
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
To read the rest, go to: The Funniest and Best Jokes by Comedian Steven Wright
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If a snake had wings…
Hey baby, read me the warning on that washing powder again.
Well, at least I didn’t go blind.