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According to several comedians, as compiled by GQ magazine the funniest jokes are:
Okay, so it’s impossible to objectively choose the funniest jokes ever. Although there was a scientific study on the topic, which produced these jokes as the funniest jokes in the world. The list below was compiled with imput from several comedians, and first appeared in GQ magazine. These were selected as the funniest jokes in the world, the best jokes of all time, by these comedians.
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea.
To read the rest, go to: The Funniest Jokes Ever Page 4
Hey nice pic! Im not the “Hot N Cold Katy” my name is just katy perry.