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Some of Steve Wrights Funny Sayings:
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
“Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.”
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo
cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn’t going to be on the road an hour.
To read the rest, go to: Wrightisms: The Best Funny Sayings by Comedian Steven Wright
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