More Funny Questions:
More of the best of those stupid, funny questions for you to think about…
Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
Why are Softballs hard?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
Why is a professional who invests your money called a “broker”?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Page Topic: A collection of the best really dumb, stupid, hilarious, cute, silly and witty rhetorical funny questions that make you go hmmm.
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them?
what is racecar spelled bacwards
Emma, Hamburgers are called hamburgers because they were made in a place called hamburg somewhere in Europe :) I saw it on a McDonalds advert lol I used to think that too
Stacey parrots George Carlin. Thought to ponder? Sure…he shared that little nugget bout 31 yrs ago. At least give the man credit…genius that he was.
Why do they have brail in drive through banks?
If a retail outlet is open 24/7, why are there locks on the doors ?
Humans go to heaven and get wings, do birds get arms when they go to heaven?
Why is the word abbreviate so long?
Why don’t they have mouse flavored cat food?
spell yo bannana boy backwards
Why is rush hour so slow?
Why cant women put on makeup with there mouth closed?
is a fly without wings called a walk????
why do babies spit up and adults throw up?
why do they call it spit up when u actually spit down?
If you send something by ship its called cargo, if you send something by truck its called a shipment. Isn’t that backward?
If you can break a peice of styrofoam, but packing things in styrofoam prevents them from being broken, then what do they pack styrofoam in to prevent it from breaking?
why do kamikazi pilots wear helmets????
Why do we wear a “pair” of shorts if we are just wearing one?
Why do people complain about this website AT this website?(i seen it on other topics)
the more you study the more you know.the more you know the more you forget.the more you forget the less you know.so why study?
if barbies so popular why do you have to buy her friends? south park rocks
nerd stands for not even remotely dorky so thanks for the compliment.and i agree sp rocks
Why is Bannana split called Bannana Split?
why is poop brown when pooped
Why is a boxing ‘ring’ square?
why do they call them buildings if they’re already built?
Why are they called apartments when they are all so close together?
I think this website is AWESOME!!! This website can make anybody laugh if they need it & if they don’t laugh they must not have a funny bone & be bums! Another question for your website: Can fat people go skinny dipping???lolz .
if a sign says no shirt, no shoes, no service… do you have to wear pants
if the nascar trophy is called the piston cup… why do they drink out of it
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries†go out of date next year?
This is NOT a stupid question. This is a serious one in fact. Water that flows always stays fresh. When it stops, it starts to get “rotten”. This is called stagnation. This is actually also a law of the universe “Law of Vibration” everything is constantly in motion, anything that doesn’t keep moving eventually dies.
In “Guliver and the Little people”…. who Was of the normal height??? Guliver OR people?
#25 Are you retarded?
@ #30: no, fat people do not go skinny dipping. we go chunky dunking! heehee
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
Any of you wanna hear a dumb one?
Why doesn’t McDonalds sell hotdogs?
again…#25…r u retarded?!? tht doesnt make any sense!!
If u r cross eyed and dyslexic, can you see ok?
why greenland is called greenland when it is covered with ice?
exactly what did jack n jill need that water 4?
Can a Vampire get Aids?
Can you give a homeless person house arrest? And another one…
If you throw a car out a car window, would that be Kitty Litter?
#25Emmanuel Rio
if ur gonna put sumthin that stupid on here at least spell banana right u moron
Why do they say get on the plane when you are actually getting in the plane?
-George Carlin
What happens to the white when the snow melts?
If a lama has babies its a mama lama.
If a lama comes from Nassau in the islands
its a bahama lama and if the president bought a
lama itd be a Obama lama.
Then why is a religous lama
a Dali lama
Pants or shorts, are called a pair, because pants used to be one leg each, and you buttoned them together, so it was a pair.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.