More Funny Questions:
More of the best of those stupid, funny questions for you to think about…
Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
Why are Softballs hard?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
Why is a professional who invests your money called a “broker”?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Page Topic: A collection of the best really dumb, stupid, hilarious, cute, silly and witty rhetorical funny questions that make you go hmmm.
In Army Officers are called as officer and gentleman,Why not u call the NCOs as NCO and gentlemen …
if your happy and someone makes you sad where does the happieness go?
@ #47: Nothing “happens” to it. “Frozen” water (snow) refracts the light in such a way that it looks white to our eyes. This is because of how the molecules are oriented. The liquid form doesn’t do this to the water so it appears clear.
can we actually waste time if we don’t have time?
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included
Why do people use the phrase “I’m bringing sexy back”? Where did it ever go?
why do we pay to go up towers, then pay to use the binoculars, to look at the ground when we can just stay on the ground and look for free ha ha
#41 Greenland is covered n ice, and iceland is covered in grass. its cuz they didnt want people coming to there countries anymore so they would trick people! :)
if dog is a man best friend, why the sign said “BEWARE OF DOG”??
no racial comments intended: If american mothers use small spoons and forks to feed their babies, then what do asian people use? toothpicks?
Why are they called Moustaches and not mouthbrows
Why are disabled toilets the only ones big enough to run around in?
DO CANNIBALS THINK CLOWNS TASTE FUNNY?
Wow u guys are funny. Nd b nice to #25 I can’t spell either!!! Lol
IF BANK IS NOT A TREE……WHY IT HAVE BRANCHES!!!
Is it me who cries like the baby or the baby who cry like me????? Hahahahaha think bout that!!!!!
@41 its called greenland because the ice is green jk jk its called greenland and covered in ice because they wanted to trick there enimeies making them think that greenland was nothing but lush green land.. and names iceland ”iceland because they wanted them to think that it was covered in ice when really its lush with green land lolz
hey i absolutly love this webie site!!! imma gonna add it as meh signature to every thing my mypspace facebook everything!
there are 10 people who understand binary. those who do and those who dont
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
(#25 i got ya) the banana question’s valid, or the mods wouldnt’ve let it pass, f(explitive deleted)kers!
if everything’s weird all the time, is it normal?
Okay who ever said that dorA rimes with exploreR is a compleat idiot!!!! Lol…. Do u guys no there’s some one reading these txt b4 it gose on the website?
When the bad guys fire a bullet on superman he takes the bullet on his chest. Why does he duck when the guy throws the gun at him?
Why is there a pouring spout on Macaroni and Cheese boxes if you still have to open it to get the cheese packet
when it rains the sky turns gray cause its sad..what color does the sky turn when its sick?
and How can any one piece of ice melt in a cooler if all the other pieces of ice are keeping that one piece of ice cold?
:)
It’s actually called Greenland because the first Norse explorers who built a colony there wanted to bring more settlers and called it that way so people thought it was lush and green.They purposely deceived them into coming.I don’t know why Iceland is called the way it is.
why do we often see people ordering double cheese burgers,large fries and a DIET coke???
What is a free gift? Arent all gifts free?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why dont you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins The Lotery” ?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
Why do they sterolize lethal injections?
Are there emergency exits on prison buses?
If bread is square then why is sandwich meat round?
I think the people that answer these questions so seriously are the dumb ones on here,,, It’s a joke site, hence JOKE!!!!!!!
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
The doctor who doctors the doctor doctors the doctor the way the doctor who doctors the doctor doctors.
#88
i….don’t….get it.
Are you trying to say if doctors have other doctors!? now that is an awesome question!
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Do burn victims get a discount at the crematorium?
Why is there brail on a drive-up ATM?
Do ants legs ever get tired?
No offense intended: If a gay person is happy are they double gay? If a gay happy person is with another gay happy person are they double gay squared?
If a man speaks, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Why are waiters called “waiters” if we are the ones who wait.
Why are orange fish called goldfish?
Stupid= Smart,Talented,Unique,person,in,Demand
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
Why does quicksand take you down slowly?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What does a humanitarian eat?